Total Medals Earned: 2,042 (From 350 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,085 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (155/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 6/8 (60/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (85/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 3/18 (75/275 points)
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/475 points)
Collect 3 Stars
Collect 10 Stars
Collect 20 Stars
Collect 30 Stars
Collect 40 Stars
Earn 40000 Points
Collect 50 Stars
Collect 60 Stars
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
You got your first perfect level score.
You've got 15 Perfect Scores!
You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!